If your pastor teaches the need to invite God into the presence of the service, remind him that he previously taught that God was omnipresent and the only reason God wouldn’t currently be present is because God purposely needed to get the heck out of your church before s/he blew a fuse. Fire your pastor and enjoy God’s true presence.
If your pastor says with a straight face from the pulpit to not buy Girl Scout Cookies from the cute little munchkins in green because it will support abortion and lesbianism, ask yourself a question…Do I really allow myself to take life advise from such an flaming dolt? Get up immediately from your seat and fire your pastor.
October 2, 2014 at 10:54 am (abuse, alcohol, church, Community, country, faith, family, Friend, grace, happiness, home, homosexuality, innocence, Justice, kids, Love, Marriage, pain, parenting, Peace, politics, revenge)
If your church is promoting the new “Left Behind” movie because of its “christian” importance, please know you’d be better off showing “The Omen” in the church basement if you want actual scriptural integrity. It’s really hard to imagine rejoicing over the prospect of many people suffering because they don’t act and believe exactly like you do. But we all dream differently don’t we? Some dream of peace while others dream of revenge. Open your eyes and see church porn for what it is. Fire your pastor and step outside and embrace life and all those who make up our wonderfully diverse world with love and acceptance.
September 30, 2014 at 11:43 am (abuse, church, Community, country, Divorce, faith, family, Friend, grace, home, homosexuality, innocence, Justice, kids, law, Love, men, parenting, sadness, spirituality, struggle)
September 25, 2014 at 9:19 am (abuse, alcohol, church, Community, country, Divorce, faith, family, grace, home, homosexuality, innocence, Justice, kids, law, Love, Marriage, pain, parenting, Peace, politics, spirituality)
If your pastor spends time talking about how the President’s “latte salute” isn’t befitting a leader, remind him he has a few others things going on presently and to give him a bit of a break from the non-stop criticism he garners. Also remind your pastor that terms like jerk, idiot, and fool are not honoring of our commander in chief and as a pastor he should learn to voice his displeasure in a more gentle,caring, and respectful manner and offer some of that grace he so often mentions. It’s obvious your pastor is too far gone down the partisan rabbit hole to meet the needs of a congregation, fire him and find a healthy alternative.