Wall of Honor…

I’ll never understand the need to boast

yet pride fills the air.

Men determined to brag about this like it

is a sign of machismo.

Seldom do I stand at a public urinal and not take notice

of these trophies ever before me.

What makes a man decide to dig deep into his nose

while peeing?

With one hand occupied, the other holds the prize,

this one will do just fine, mounted now to the wall.

Why must man forever brag his is much bigger than yours?

A gallery of goo stares back at me,

suddenly the urge for a meal dissapears.

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